Don't we all want to feel young? Well, I've found the way to feel oh so young and bouncy, just have everyone around you act like you're not old enough to make your own decisions and presto! Years will fall away like chaff.
Having a hard time coming up with ideas?
Here's a few I found particularly mouthwatering: instead of making your college dorms quiet and apartment-like, put speakers in all the rooms so that the office workers can announce to you any time she wants, day or night that there is a male in the dorm so stop running through the halls nakedly screaming. Also a good strategy- make the seniors have to go to the same exorbitant amount of worships as the freshmen who actually are unruly and ungrounded teenagers-that's a good one, also have lots of academy style class night parties to boost school spirit on saturday nights, that's the fountain of youth right there!
Feeling young again is an itchy rambunctious trip to neverland, if only I actually was as young as I feel with all of these commodities, at least then I wouldn't have all of these years of growing wise to waste while dissipating in unnumbered required worships.
I'm actually not bitter about this, I think it's fine, of course when I realize how many worships I've missed later this semester, then we'll talk. I could actually number many more good things about this little Walden of mine than the silly bad things that I've pontificated, this place is like the unpopular kid in school who ends up saving everyone from an avalanche or something and things turn around for him and everyone starts to see him in a different light- anyways, AUC is a tender delicacy for the connoisseur of eccentricity.
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